Signs You're a Mom

Top 10 signs you're a mom:
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8. You never complete anything you start anymore...
7. You've had a conversation with another adult about what great literature Dr. Seuss is.
6. Sweeping the kitchen floor once after every meal isn't enough.
5. Your spine is permanently curved to accomodate a baby on your hip.
4. You no longer frequent any store that is not stroller-accessible.
3. A potty chair and a roll of toilet paper live in your kitchen and you don't find that gross. Nope. Perfectly normal.
2. You haven't washed your hair in a week because you don't have the time.
1. Who needs a sign? People can tell by the smile on your face!